Tuesday, June 28, 2005

 

"Sorry"

If Bill Clinton had shit for brains like GMA...

Bill before the press: I did not get a blowjob from Monica Lewenski and I did not poke her mound with cigars!

Bill before the press 2 months after: I DID get a blowjob from Monica Lewenski and I DID poke her mound with cigars, I ENJOYED IT and I'm sorry! It was a case of lapse of judgement on my part!

"It was a case of lapse of judgement...I am sorry!"

Jeez...wtf kind of excuse is that?

GMA's admission sounded more like "I am being HALF honest with you, now that is enough to compensate for my cheating sins, now can you Filipinos please, pretty please eat my bullshit so we can all move on?"

Senator Frank Drilion backs up GMA by telling the people it was not easy for her to "come clean" and she should be commended. Well, he has "eat my bullshit too" written all over his face too.

Okay, so since when was coming clean enough compensation for commiting electoral fraud? Well, only in the Philippines.

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